Of GOPs, gobs and godforsaken ops

Of GOPs, gobs and godforsaken ops

There was a time when one might have admired the country’s Grand Old Party (GOP). It was the party of the Grand Old Man (GOM) who put Sri Lanka on the free world’s map as well as earned us a black mark against our name for national crimes committed in the face of...
The Rain Maker

The Rain Maker

I had been penning long pieces using what the subeditors at your favourite daily are pleased to call ‘dictionary words’, the idiots – all such words are in a dic!But the error of my ways has been pointed out to me, thank you so much. And I thought of...
Nebulous in Never-Never Land

Nebulous in Never-Never Land

A wag said on social media recently that the inhabitants of our Blessed Isle must have liked the royal wedding so much that the good lord gave them a double dose of British weather. He didn’t put it quite so well, o ye gods above. And the trolls who inhabit Facebook...
Train a hero not a zero

Train a hero not a zero

No man is a hero to his wife or cat. Maybe canines pass muster with men because the former idolise the latter. As much as feral strongmen politicos who once cried “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war are adored by the rabid masses. And then there are the once...
Twin Piques

Twin Piques

Two things bother me. More than two, really! But let’s just stick to politics. Shall we? First, who constitutes the true political opposition in Sri Lanka? Is it the Joint Opposition, which carries the biggest stick and has the loudest foul mouth? Or is it the TNA,...